Killing a hiker with a bungee cord

I went for a hike to a nearby lake on a trail by my house. The lake is only about 3 miles by trail, and it cannot be accessed by road at all. Makes for a perfect spot to do any dirty deeds.

When I got to the lake, I found a woman who was making breakfast by her campfire. I told her a story about some assholes who stole my pack and ran off with it. So, she made me some breakfast. Pancakes and eggs.

After breakfast, I stood up, and wandered behind her, while sipping my coffee. Then, I kicked her face into the fire and stood on her neck while she screamed.

I let her up, turned her over, and with her scarred and burnt face, she whispered to me "Why... Why are you doing this to me?"

"Because I can," I said. Then, I threw the rest of my hot coffee in her face. The coffee she made me just five minutes earlier. She screamed, and it was beautiful.

I wasn't really interested in raping her, because she was older, maybe late 40's or early 50's. I just wanted to toy with her for a little while. So, I just tied her up with some of the bungee cords she had on her backpack and laid her down by the fire. I sat next to her and poured myself another cup of coffee. "Want some?" I asked, with a smirk.

"No thank you," She said with a shaky grin. It's one of those grins where you're not sure if you should scream, cry, or laugh at how impossible your situation is. She just could't comprehend it. It's probably a good thing she declined the coffee, because I would have just thrown another cup in her face. Smart woman.

"Usually, at this point, I'd rape you, you know. But, I'm not really that interested." I told her, without a care in the world.

"That's nice," she said as she started to cry a little. I almost felt sorry for her. For like a half second, I almost thought about not killing her. Hell, I probably could have left her in that state, tied up next to the fire and she may have died due to the elements or wildlife anyway. But, where's the fun in that?

So, I finished my coffee and grabbed one more bungee cord from her backpack. I went over and found her sobbing quietly. "Don't worry, it will be quick," I said. I wrapped the bungee around her neck. "But not entirely painless," I said with a giggle.

I pulled the bungee tighter and tighter around her neck until she was finally done thrashing. Took a quick picture, grabbed her backpack and hiked back home.

Sometimes, the simple deaths are the most satisfying.

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