I have always loved stories about serial killers. In fact, when I was about 13 years old, my mom asked me what kind of job I would like to have when I got older. I told her "I think I'd like to be a serial killer." Needless to say, after that I spent a lot of time in therapy.
Lately, I have tried looking for good serial killer books and have mostly come up short. There are tons of books with killers in them. Crime is like the most written about subject in the world, well aside from sex anyway. The problem that I have with these books is there is so much fucking exposition!
I really don't give a flying fuck that some guy is wearing a hat or that it is cold outside or that oh look a cat walked by, or that it's raining, or that my scarf feels so wooley, or what-the-fuck-ever. I DON'T FUCKING CARE! Just get with the killing for fucks sake. Is it wrong that all I want to read is the blood and gore? The bloodier and gorier the better!
I'm sure people will think I am just looking to get off on some snuff porn or some such shit but no... I just love reading about people being tortured, raped, and brutally murdered. It doesn't turn me on, I just fucking love it because I am sick and depraved.
But it seems that every goddamn novel that I flip through just has page after page after motherfucking bullshit page of set-up and exposition that I really just don't care about. I mean, I actually get offended and pissed off that I have to skip past all of this bullshit to get to anything meaningful.
So, it has come to this: I am going to write some sick and twisted rape and murder scenes for my own depraved amusement. Since no other writer has the balls to do it. Please, if anyone reads this shit, and you know of a good slasher writer, please send me an email and let me know about them. I will be forever in your debt.
Until that time comes, I will have to kill some poor fuck every goddamn day with my writing. See you all in hell.
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